Extra Nutty! Even More Letters from a Nut!
Registered by Buffheart of Bremerton, Washington USA on 8/29/2007
This Book is Currently in the Wild!
This Book is Currently in the Wild!
1 journaler for this copy...
My brother gave me this book a few years ago, but it never looked appetizing so I decided to register and release it.
"Welcome to the world of Ted L. Nancy. Some have called him inspired, some have called him a goofball, and many have wondered who Ted really is. All we know is that Ted loves to write and it shows-Extra Nutty! is chock full of nut, a record of real live correspondence from America's favorite pen pal to a cross-section of this great nation. Extra Nutty! is bursting with all new letters showing Ted at his looniest.
Take, for example, this:
Dear Business Permits Dept.: I want to apply for a business permit in your fine city...I operate the Soup & Sleep Restaurants. You can either order soup or sleep. A hostess will greet you and you would say, "I'd like to sleep." She will lead you to a table where you can catch a few winks.
Or this:
Dear Helena Ocean & Dog Licensing Dept: I will stage the play "Mark Twain with Tourette's Syndrome.". . . Let me know what arrangements I need to make to store my anchovie tank at your seaport. Thank you. I await large crowds.
Or even this:
Dear Kmart: I have invented a male underpants liner...This liner fits right in your shorts and can be thrown away after 15 weeks. I have been wearing the same pair of underwear for 105 days now and although they feel a little stretchy they are perfectly clean.
Ted's unique way of looking at the world-and how the world responds to Ted's schemes--is captured here in this extra nutty, hugely hilarious collection."
"Welcome to the world of Ted L. Nancy. Some have called him inspired, some have called him a goofball, and many have wondered who Ted really is. All we know is that Ted loves to write and it shows-Extra Nutty! is chock full of nut, a record of real live correspondence from America's favorite pen pal to a cross-section of this great nation. Extra Nutty! is bursting with all new letters showing Ted at his looniest.
Take, for example, this:
Dear Business Permits Dept.: I want to apply for a business permit in your fine city...I operate the Soup & Sleep Restaurants. You can either order soup or sleep. A hostess will greet you and you would say, "I'd like to sleep." She will lead you to a table where you can catch a few winks.
Or this:
Dear Helena Ocean & Dog Licensing Dept: I will stage the play "Mark Twain with Tourette's Syndrome.". . . Let me know what arrangements I need to make to store my anchovie tank at your seaport. Thank you. I await large crowds.
Or even this:
Dear Kmart: I have invented a male underpants liner...This liner fits right in your shorts and can be thrown away after 15 weeks. I have been wearing the same pair of underwear for 105 days now and although they feel a little stretchy they are perfectly clean.
Ted's unique way of looking at the world-and how the world responds to Ted's schemes--is captured here in this extra nutty, hugely hilarious collection."
Journal Entry 2 by Buffheart at Peninsula Psychological Center in Silverdale, Washington USA on Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Released 16 yrs ago (10/5/2007 UTC) at Peninsula Psychological Center in Silverdale, Washington USA
WILD RELEASE NOTES:
RELEASE NOTES:
I forgot where I released this book, then one night I remembered. I gave this book to my mother's therapist, who agreed to release it in the waiting room. She wanted to check to see if the material was decent.
Congratulations on catching this great book! Please make a journal entry so I know that it has found a good home with you. If you do want to join Bookcrossing, then I would be honored if you would use Buffheart -- that's me -- as the name of the person who referred you.
When you finish this book, please click 'make journal entry' again and share your thoughts about it. When you're ready to send it on its way to a new reader please make another journal entry if you are giving it to a known person, or a 'release note' if you are leaving it in the 'wild' for anyone to catch, then let this book continue its travels. Then watch its journey. You'll be alerted by e-mail each time someone makes another journal entry. Bookcrossing is confidential (no one is ever given your e-mail address) and free.
I hope you will enjoy the Bookcrossing experience!
I forgot where I released this book, then one night I remembered. I gave this book to my mother's therapist, who agreed to release it in the waiting room. She wanted to check to see if the material was decent.
Congratulations on catching this great book! Please make a journal entry so I know that it has found a good home with you. If you do want to join Bookcrossing, then I would be honored if you would use Buffheart -- that's me -- as the name of the person who referred you.
When you finish this book, please click 'make journal entry' again and share your thoughts about it. When you're ready to send it on its way to a new reader please make another journal entry if you are giving it to a known person, or a 'release note' if you are leaving it in the 'wild' for anyone to catch, then let this book continue its travels. Then watch its journey. You'll be alerted by e-mail each time someone makes another journal entry. Bookcrossing is confidential (no one is ever given your e-mail address) and free.
I hope you will enjoy the Bookcrossing experience!
