From the back cover:

Top Ten Reasons to Buy This Book
10. Serves as handy coaster for two jumbo beverages.
9. Plentiful misprints sure to make it a valuable collector's item.
8. Ideal for really easy book report.
7. Everything you need to know to pilot your own jumbo jet.
6. Randomly selected page numbers could include winning lottery combinations.
5. You're mentioned on page 43.
4. Paper made from criminal trees which deserved to die.
3. Sure to impress the babes.
2. This is the very last copy in existence.
1. Damn it! It's about time you did something for YOU!
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Old paperback dusted off to release.

RELEASE NOTES:

In a replacement cache for Rider in the Sky GCYAYA