Recent Book Activity
'Scuse Me While I Whip This Out: Reflections on Country Singers, Presidents, and Other Troublemakers
The Vines of Amberfield
High Road to China
Friends of the Opposite Sex
The Western Guide to Feng Shui: Creating Balance, Harmony, and Prosperity in You
The Virgin In The Garden
The Restless Sea (Jagos of Cornwall)
Life The universe and everything
The Book of the Dun Cow
Flight of Eagles
Picture Miss Seeton (Black Dagger Crime Series)
The Vegan Cookbook: Over 200 Recipes All Completely Free from Animal Produce
This Calder Range (Coronet Books)
Woody Allen : A Biography
My Cats Nick and Nora
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The only other job left was a piano shifter, which I laid claim to, though I was barely eight of your earthling years. Yessir, the pianos did weigh upon my back, like an oppressive dictatorship of old. In time though, my muscles got too big from the pianos and all. I was too big to fit in the house with ma and pa. So they sent me to live with the civil librarians down the road a piece.
Thats where I am today, waiting for the next day when the big man from town comes soliciting for chicken shifters, so I can catch up with the wastrel friends of my riotous youth. Till then I bide my time, borrowing the librarians books and releasing them back in to the wild, as is right and natural.
Yeah that really is me in the spacesuit. NASA wanted to charge me $40 to take the space shuttle for a drive. I talked them down to $20. Not a bad way to spend a Sunday afternoon. I hope they don't notice I put a ding in the bodywork, reversing into an asteroid.