I'm a tall Taurean (creative, reliable, stubborn as a mule) with a slight Black Country accent. Born upside down in Dudley.
First joke: "What's red and has got pips in it? A telephone box".
Supported West Bromwich Albion even though I hated football.
Most repeated phrase: "ont a dink a skosh" ("I want a drink of squash").
Hates: wasps.
Likes: seagulls.
Living the skint life in Brighton with my dog, Juju, a minor local celebrity who regularly steals my limelight.