Let's see; what to say?
I live a modest easy life as a profesional jewel thief with an average income of no more than $42 million a year. I have two jets, 10 cars, a few horses, thousands of adoring ladies catering to my every whim...
and then I wake up and go back to my regular job, running a printing press in the folding carton industry. I was a soldier right out of high-school; a Reconnaissance trooper and would still be one if I hadn't have gotten a little bit injured in a tiny little parachute failure...

Rats.

Anyway, life goes on.

Hobbies and interests?
Aikido
Reading good S-F (of course)
Writing abysmal S-F
Singing opera (Actually, that's a lie...)
Singing Karaoke (true...but only when seriously drunk.)
Flying (That one's true...)
Brakedancing (lie...)
Latin dancing (Another lie...)
Ballroom dancing (Lie. Have I mentioned I have all the grace of driftwood?)
Action movies...watching. (True.)
Action movies...starring in. (Lie.)
Erotic movies...starring in. (Lie...damnit!)
Tearjerker movies...watching. (Big, BIG LIE!)
Skydiving (Yes, that's true, I still jump. I'm a weirdo, ok?)
Rock climbing (True, but I stink at it - YOU try going straight up with rebuilt knees!)
Japanese food ... cooking (True)
Japanese food ... eating. (VERY true!)
Greek food ... eating (Very very very very true!)
Going to the Caribbean and busting body parts while bodysurfing (True.)
Writing really, really weird bios of myself and inflicting them on unsuspecting forums (True. Duh. )
:)