Getting Rid of Matthew

by Jane Fallon | Romance | This book has not been rated.
ISBN: 9780141025292 Global Overview for this book
Registered by lidlekiwi on 2/22/2010
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Journal Entry 1 by lidlekiwi on Monday, February 22, 2010
What to do if Matthew, your secret lover of the past four years, finally decides to leave his wife Sophie (and their two daughters) and move into your flat, just when you’re thinking that you might not want him anymore…

PLAN A

* Stop shaving your armpits. And your bikini line
* Tell him you have a moustache that you wax every six weeks
* Stop having sex with him
* Pick holes in the way he dresses
* Don’t brush your teeth. Or your hair. Or the stray hag-whisker that grows out of your chin
* Buy incontinence pads and leave them lying around

PLAN B

* Accidentally on purpose bump into his wife Sophie
* Give yourself a fake name and identity
* Befriend Sophie
* Actually begin to really like Sophie
* Snog Matthew’s son (who's the same age as you by the way. You’re not a paedophile)
* Buy a cat and give it a fake name and identity
* Befriend Matthew’s children. Unsuccessfully
* Watch your whole plan go absolutely horribly wrong

Getting Rid of Matthew isn’t as easy as it seems, but along the way Helen will forge an unlikely friendship, find real love and realize that nothing ever goes exactly to plan…

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Left in Golding house, Charing Cross hospital, key worker accommodation.

Released 9 yrs ago (3/9/2010 UTC) at Charing Cross Hospital in Charing Cross, Greater London United Kingdom

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Left in Golding house, Charing Cross hospital, key worker accommodation.

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