Read these columns and you'll realize that the stuff of his hilarious novels really could happen!

These columns will give the reader a good idea of what Florida and Miami are really like. What a strange, strange, place. When the World Trade Centers were destroyed on 9/11, my friend, a Miami native, said that she wasn't surprised the terrorists had spent time in Miami. She contends that all nuts at some point spend some time in Florida. Versace (let's be honest!), Ted Bundy, Walt Disney's execs...

Release planned for Monday, March 31, 2003 at Bloomriot via USPS & Italian post in Mezzago, Lombardia Italy.

With any luck, this will be in Bloomriot's hands by 3/31. Who knows where he will leave it!

Thanks a lot dear Mary. This book looks like a very interesting book. ironic american journalism I think!