Getting Rid of Matthew
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When Matthew, Helen's lover of the past four years, finally decides to leave his wife Sophie (and their two daughters) and move into Helen's flat, she should be over the moon. The only trouble is, she doesn't want him any more. Now she has to figure out how to get rid of him...I didn't like this as much as I thought I would - I was expecting to love it. But it's still good, although for some reason, and don't ask me what reason that is, I think it'd probably work a bit better if the characters were slightly younger.
Plan A
x Stop shaving your armpits. And your bikini line
x Buy incontinence pads and leave them lying around
x Stop having sex with him
Plan B
x Accidentally on purpose bump into his wife Sophie
x Give yourself a fake name and identity
x Befriend Sophie and actually begin to really like her
x Snog Matthew's son (who's the same age as you buy the way. You're not a paedophile)
x Befriend Matthew's children. Unsuccessfully
x Watch your whole plan go absolutely horribly wrong
Getting Rid of Matthew isn't as easy as it seems, but along the way Helen will forge an unlikely friendship, find real love and realize that nothing ever goes exactly to plan...
Journal Entry 2 by rem_JLG-206842 at Oxfam Shop in Bramhall, Cheshire United Kingdom on Sunday, May 24, 2009
Released 14 yrs ago (5/18/2009 UTC) at Oxfam Shop in Bramhall, Cheshire United Kingdom
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