How to Be a Villain: Evil Laughs Secret Lairs: Master Plans and More!!!
20 journalers for this copy...
A very funny little book that enabled me to perfect my evil laugh, choose an evil lair, recruit my evil army and find my perfect evil outfit:) Beware, for world domination by Chich is only but a few months away! This complete step-by-step guide is an absolute must-have that will delight all my fellow villains in the making! The "evil plan generator" at the end of the book proves particularly helpful and Neil Zawacki even came up with a web site to help those who want to join the forces of darkness: So You've Decided to Be Evil. Villains of the world unite!
Synopsis:
Villains may not win, but they sure have more fun. Holed up in a creepy underground lairs, hatching master plans for world domination they have a ball. A delightfully evil gift, How to be a Villain is a step-by-step guide to joining the forces of darkness. Whether you are a Criminal Mastermind, Mad Scientist, or Corporate Bastard - or you just want to be, this handbook teaches how to perfect the evil laugh, find the correct henchman, and jumpstart your wicked career.
Starting an evil BookRay, PM me if you want to join!
Shipping order for would-be villains:
1) Sissyrun, US (CA), US/Canada shipping.
2) NMReader, US (NM), US shipping.
3) reulte, US (Texas), US shipping.
4) LadyKnightNiko, US (TN), US shipping.
5) Cyberkedi, US (GA), US shipping.
6) emmagoldmanzine, US (PA), US shipping.
7) Disphora, US (PA), US shipping.
8) gorydetails, US (NH), US shipping.
9) randomelement, US (MA), can ship anywhere.
10) elle311, US (VA), US shipping.
11) innae, US (CO), can ship anywhere.
12) silvia-pco, Portugal, Euro shipping.
13) RonOren, UK, UK or Euro shipping.
14) iliotropio, Belgium, can ship anywhere.
15) LeishaCamden, Norway, can ship anywhere.
16) RockDg9, Australia, can ship anywhere.
17) lmn60, Australia, can ship anywhere.
18) prollacct, US (PA), US shipping.
19) sunfi, US (OH), can ship anywhere.
20) mozette, Australia, can ship anywhere. **book is here**
21) synical, Malaysia, can ship anywhere.
22) Simson-Shilitoe, France, EU shipping preferred.
23) jacksmum2004, UK, UK posting preferred but int'l ok.
...you?
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BookRay Recommendations:
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• try to read it within a month
• ask the next on the list for his/her address
• make a journal entry when finished, telling us what you thought - did you like it? Did you think it was well-written?
• wrap it up well and send it to on
Please PM me in case of any problems/unforseen delay. If you are experiencing an RBC (Reading Backlog Crisis) or no longer wish to read the book, let me know and I will move/remove you down/off the list.
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Happy reading everyone!
I've started the book and I'm enjoying it.
Picked out my evil name: Mistress Black Fury.
I'm not quite ready for world domination; but I will be the evil coffee maker at work. Everyone will be drinking decaf for the next couple of weeks and then I'll switch to espresso! muhhahahahahah!
On it's way to NMReader today.
I think I have perfected my laugh and I think my plan is in place but I am having a horrible time chosing minions and a style for my clothes.
Ah, well now that I have read this book soon there is nothing evil I won''t be able to to do Bhawheha.
Thanks for sharing.
Released 16 yrs ago (8/5/2007 UTC) at
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This book will be making its way to VA and reulte.
Thanks for sharing Chich. I wonder is it ok to say that a book called How to be a Villain was delightful?
(later) Definately a fun, quick read. I particularly enjoyed the henchmen options. I'll think I'll go for Ninjas to go with my Mountain Lair!
On its way to LadyKnightNiko 8/31/2007.
Thanks for sharing!
Released 16 yrs ago (10/1/2007 UTC) at by mail in To the next participant, A Bookring -- Controlled Releases
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On to the next reader!
Released 16 yrs ago (12/8/2007 UTC) at Sent in the mail in Atlanta, Georgia -- Controlled Releases
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Finally got this bad boy in the mail to Rebekah in Philly. Sorry for the wait! Guess I was being a villain. :D
Nearly finished and I'll be sending out to gorydetails by the end of the week.
Sending off today.
Among the bits that made me chortle, and sometimes cackle aloud: the suggestions for enhancing one's undead forces with cardboard reinforcements or a large curtain painted with a trompe l'oeil scene - Villains Do Stagecraft? And the description of the dungeon (as a lair-location) remarked on the risks of the "tiresome antics" of bands of adventurers, "as well as the constant sound of dice rolling in the background." Hee! And to continue the gamer-geek thread, I think *my* henchmen will be computer programmers.
Favorite line of all: "Remember, spandex is a privilege, not a right."
Despite the humor, there are a few truly evil concepts here; the page on "marketing executives" gave me cold chills, and the bit on "mass media" even more so: "People will think they are free, but in reality, they are slaves, mindless and controlled by the very entertainment they pay to see - world domination for the new millenium." [This would bother me more if I weren't so eagerly awaiting the start of the next "Top Chef" series. Oh, wait... I'm doooooomed!]
Oh, and I spotted a typo: on page 9, among the suggestions for getting started, there's the line "Release a demonic hoard on a peaceful township." Should be "horde," methinks. [Pause for evil laughter from... Vocabulary Scourge!]
The book will be on its way to BCer randomelement in Massachusetts tomorrow. Thanks for sharing this one!
Thank you!
Kecia
Sorry its taken me so long to read and pass this along. I've PM'd the next person and will mail this as soon as I can.
Thank you!
Kecia
This was mailed to elle311 today.
Nice fun read. Thanks for sharing it. :-)
I kept this book a little while longer because when my son saw the cover, he immediately wanted to read it and started laughing maniacally (Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!!). His review:"It was AWESOME and COOL! I love the book and want to keep it...do not give it away!" I knew I should have bought it on Amazon when they had it for $2.49!
Thanks chich for sharing with me ;) PM'd innae so this book should be traveling soon...
ETA: I swear I did not read Gory's entry before doing mine...guess going to gaming conventions and living with a miniature lead figure collector/hoarder has made me a geek girl gamer at heart!
I looked, I show I mailed it out on 8/25. I did enjoy the book, quite humorous, and might be helpful if you decide to join the Evil League of Evil...
ELE with Dr. Horrible and friends.
Hopefully this will show up in Portugal soon.
Thanks very much for sharing this, chich! Nothing like a good chuckle to start up the New Year :-). I'll get in touch with iliotropo and get the book moving as soon as I can.
Already on its way to Leisha Camden. Happy reading!
Everyone else already said everything so I'm not sure what more I can add. :-) A very fun read, I will certainly take away some valuable lessons from this book. Mwahahahahaha!!!!
I've PMed RockDg9 for an address, so hopefully this book will be on the road again soon. Thanks for sharing, chich!!
Released 15 yrs ago (3/23/2009 UTC) at Bookring/Bookray, -- By post or by hand/ in person -- Canada
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I got this book in the mail to Australia tonight. Happy travels, little book ... ! and RockDg9, I hope all your villainous plans will come true ... !! ;-)
Thanks again for sharing, chich!
It's a villainous little book! I loved the retro artwork, I think without the art this book wouldn't work. The author seems a little passive-aggressive at times, but that's what makes it so fun.
PMing lmn60
Posted onto LMN60
A fun little read - and I must agree that the retro art work really adds to the experience! A nice chuckle was had - and a good 'relax read' between some weightier tomes that are weighing down Mt TBR!
Thanks for sharing this one... I've PMed prollact and will forward it on when I have an address!
I'll put this omission down to my evil scheme to drive other bookcrossers insane by making them wait for books, rather than the blonde senior moment it probably truly reflects, and send this off tomorrow!
Released 14 yrs ago (5/17/2009 UTC) at Bookring/Bookray, -- By post or by hand/ in person -- Canada
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Fly free little bookie!
Update: 19 Nov 10 - I've contacted the organizer this original book will be sent on the rest of the original ring journey and the replacement copy will be released as a RABCK after my husband reads it. Now for the review: I finally finished this one, it was a great quick read, I'm already developing my evil plan, though I haven't come up with an evil name yet. I've already received mozette's address, so I'm planning on mailing this book on in the next couple of days.