Artemis Fowl The Eternity Code
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WILD RELEASE NOTES:
Jeju Port (Ferry) Terminal, desk of the Tourist Information Office
"What difference do fibres make? And this is really not the time for jargon. I need plain Gnommish." - "OK. Surgery for morons it is. ..." (p.78)
Or when Holly is flying over the sea to Ireland with Artemis and Butler in the camouflage foil, hanging in her moonbelt:
"Holly skitted the hull of a passenger ferry, flying close enough to feel the engine's pulse. On deck, scores of passengers vomited over the railings, narrowly missing the invisible travellers below. 'Charming', muttered Artemis. 'Don't worry,' said Holly's voice, out of thin air. 'Almost there.'" (p. 93)
Or when blunt explains to Spiro what had happened to his face:
"... it is difficult to look arrogant when your forehead is a mass of bruises and your mouth is full of gums and nothing else. (...) 'How many teeth did you lose?'
- (...) 'All ob 'em. Dendish shaid de roods are shaddered.' (...)
- 'Oh, shut up!' snapped Spiro. 'You're giving me a headache. The sooner you get those new teeth, the better.'
- 'My gumsh wi' be healed suffishendly by hish afternoo.'
- 'I thought I told you to shut up!'
- 'Shorry, bosh.' (p. 172)
...and many more funny passages - I might add some more which I had copied in my notebook before releasing the book in Korea!