This was published before September 11, and some of the airport antics were shocking - I can barely remember a time when you didn't have to be flying to enter the terminal, etc.

Still, really funny and reminded me of someone like Carl Hiaasen. I was only familiar with Dave Barry's newspaper columns, and was surprised he also wrote something like this!

Available for trade/RABCK.

Sending to someone outside of BXing so I'm marking it travelling, but maybe he'll come here to make an update!