Touch Wood: Confessions of an Accidental Porn Director

by Anonymous | Humor | This book has not been rated.
ISBN: 1847440363 Global Overview for this book
Registered by aris1 of Nea Smirni, Attica Greece on 2/18/2016
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Journal Entry 1 by aris1 from Nea Smirni, Attica Greece on Thursday, February 18, 2016
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What would inspire a man to give up his job? Lie to his friends? Avoid his parents? Con his girlfriend? And shell out tens of thousands of his own cash? Only to spend months in a darkened room in South London, looking for the money shot and hanging out with people named after puns?'Anonymous' never thought he would become a porn director. His dad's a vicar and his mother bakes cakes for the WI. But when his career as a session musician stalls, he decides it's time for plan B. So begins his first year as a rookie director. Trying to film a secret orgy in a five-star hotel can be tricky, especially when a plane load of flight attendants try and join in. Then there's your temperamental cameraman and the porn star who can't get it up. And when exactly is the right time to tell your gorgeous but sensitive girlfriend what you really do for a living? Full of hilarious and downright eye-popping stories, TOUCH WOOD is the first book to expose the secret world of the UK porn industry. Shocking and deliciously naughty, it is very, very funny and sure to keep you up all night...


A recently divorced friend asked for my help in order to get rid of many books that he couldn't take to his much smaller new apartment. So I took a quite a lot, including much chick-lit that belonged to his ex. I will definitely not read any of these, so I thought I'd give some a second chance and release then for new readers to enjoy. Μy Bloody Valentine’s Day Release Challenge 8, was just on time..

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