Santa Steps Out

by Robert Devereaux | Horror |
ISBN: 0843947810 Global Overview for this book
Registered by wingjarewing of Port Richey, Florida USA on 10/6/2003
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9 journalers for this copy...
Journal Entry 1 by wingjarewing from Port Richey, Florida USA on Monday, October 06, 2003
This is the fun and exciting tale of Santa, Mrs. Santa, the Elves, the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Zeus, and plenty of other fairy tale characters. Not for the squeamish, prudish, or underage reader, for sure. This is one of those books that is so nasty, grotesque and naughty, you can't help but read and love it!

This is a "spare" copy I happened upon, and due to overwhelming response for a bookray I am organizing for the first one, this one has gone out in a bookring, shipped 10-16-2003! The list of participants is:

First-Noel (TX, USA)
ottawabill (Canada)
arugh48187 (MN, USA)
fanclub (HI, USA)
starbytes (Malaysia)
Witchie (Portugal)
kalahari (Portugal)
Annchen (Sweden)
aset01 (France)
Deerskin (United Kingdom)
cestmoi (Canada)
djf1968 (CA, USA)
needmorezoloft (TX, USA)
yvensong (NV, USA)
labmomnm (NM, USA)

And then back to me!

**** Person whose name is bold currently has the book

Journal Entry 2 by First-Noel from San Antonio, Texas USA on Monday, October 20, 2003
Just found this little gem in my mailbox today.

OMG. I've only read the prologue so far and I'm hooked. How raunchy! How randy! HOW COOL!

I'm forceing myself to finish the book I'm on right now before I concentrate on this one. I'm sure it will be a fast read. Thanks Jaremeister.

Journal Entry 3 by First-Noel from San Antonio, Texas USA on Wednesday, October 29, 2003
I actually finished this last week but I wanted to step away from it a little before I wrote anything about it. :-) I don't want to give any details to ruin the books affects for the next people BUUUUTTTTT.....

This coming holiday season will be really strange for me. I will never look at elves, reindeer or white candycanes the same way again. In fact I will feel quit dirty when I buy my favorite pineapple candycanes. I'm sure I'll have a naughty smile on my face the whole time. What a trip this book was.

This is ready to go onto the next person. I'm just waiting for a response to PM's.

Journal Entry 4 by First-Noel from San Antonio, Texas USA on Tuesday, November 04, 2003
Sent off to Ottawabill today. djf1968 requested that she be placed further down on the list.

Journal Entry 5 by ottawabill from Ottawa, Ontario Canada on Wednesday, November 12, 2003
Arrived in today's mail. Will move it to the top of the TBR pile to keep the ray moving. As a major santa freak I am really looking forward to this one.

Journal Entry 6 by ottawabill from Ottawa, Ontario Canada on Tuesday, November 25, 2003
Major blush-o-rific book indeed. Like First-Noel, I will never think of the tooth fairy, easter bunny, or Santa in quite the same way again. LOL

This is not a book for the prudish soul at all ! But taken in the fun it is meant it is a great diversion from the sugarplum filled tales of old.

Will contact the next in line and send it along. Ho Ho Ho

Contact made....its on its way to arugh48187

Journal Entry 7 by arugh48187 from Highland Park, Illinois USA on Monday, December 01, 2003
Received this book in my mailbox today along with FIVE other bookring books. GACK!!! I will read it as soon as I possibly can.

Journal Entry 8 by arugh48187 from Highland Park, Illinois USA on Wednesday, January 28, 2004
What a bizarre little book! It is certainly a different spin on heros of small children. I never really thought about it, but why exactly does Santa have a wife? ;) I particularly thought it was funny that all the way through the book I kept wondering where Rudolph was. And then in the afterword the author says they wouldn't let him have the license for his use. (snicker) Who would have thought?

Released on Thursday, January 29, 2004 at Post Office at 153rd and Garrett in Apple Valley, Minnesota Controlled Releases.

Sent off to fanclub today. I hope this book enjoys the balmy weather of Hawaii much better than the frigid climes here (-18 last night).

Journal Entry 10 by fanclub from Baltimore, Maryland USA on Sunday, February 22, 2004
Came in Saturday's mail, can't wait to read!

Journal Entry 11 by fanclub from Baltimore, Maryland USA on Friday, March 19, 2004
Urgh. Weird weird weird! I actually thoroughly enjoyed this book, the plot was really cool. I only give it a 7 though because I thought the sex was a bit gratuitious. Now, I like gratuitous sex, don't get me wrong. However, one can only rehash the sex between Santa & the Tooth Fairy so many times without getting bored with it. I didn't really think someone needed to drop their pants on every page to keep the story going. :) This is on its way to starbytes in Malaysia...enjoy!

Journal Entry 12 by starbytes from Calgary, Alberta Canada on Thursday, April 01, 2004
Thanks, fanclub!! :) Just received the book today! Can't wait to read it! Thanks!

Update 3rd April 2004: I agree with everyone else! I'll never look at Santa, the Tooth Fairy or the Easter Bunny in the same way again! I sympathize with Mrs. Santa at the beginning, though, she was really hurting. The thing about this book is that all through it, I kept getting outraged at how things happened, 'How could he do this? How could she do that?'...etc, but the author fixes it with a 'Happy Ever After' ending, and you forgive him everything! LOL!! What a read! My life is forever changed! ;)

Will mail this out to Witchie in the next week!

Journal Entry 13 by starbytes at on Friday, April 16, 2004
Release planned for Saturday, April 17, 2004 at To a fellow bookcrosser in Espinho, Portugal Controlled Releases.

Mailed to Witchie! Enjoy!

Journal Entry 14 by Witchie from Espinho, Aveiro Portugal on Wednesday, June 23, 2004
Got this on the mail today! Going to my TBR pile, I'll try to read it as soon as possible! Thanks, starbytes!

Journal Entry 15 by Witchie from Espinho, Aveiro Portugal on Monday, October 04, 2004
I have this book with me for a long time and I started it a couple of times. Unfortunatly I couldn't finish it. The story is too strange and I couldn't really get to like it... I am truly sorry... I'll pass it along, as soon as possible.

Journal Entry 16 by Witchie from Espinho, Aveiro Portugal on Friday, November 05, 2004
This book gets back on the road today! I'm sorry for the delay, but I was sick and hospitalized, so the last 2 months were a mess in my life. I'm getting everything back on tracks, now! It is heading to Annchen, in Sweden! Hope it gets there safe and fast!

Journal Entry 17 by Annchen from Haninge, Stockholm Sweden on Tuesday, November 16, 2004
The book is safe in Uppsala now and I'll read it as soon as possible.

Journal Entry 18 by Annchen from Haninge, Stockholm Sweden on Sunday, January 09, 2005
This book made me twitch, groan and laugh. Occationly I would exclaim things like "EWW!" "Noooo, not snowball!" and other things that made my boyfriend laugh. Then he read the book and he keeps saying "Poor Easter Bunny"

I could have made a list and ticked off every controversial or simply icky subject but I didn't. This could have been some kind of insane fanfic about Santa Claus and all the others. I wonder what the warnings and disclaimers would have looked like.

Title: Santa Steps Out
Author: Robert Devereaux
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Foul language, nudity, sex, more sex, adultery, blowjobs, cannibalism, beastiality, bloodplay, torture, violence, f/f, rape, gang bang, candycane-molesting, horny raindeer etc etc etc

No gay-sex... I was almost disappointed until I started to think about the possible males.

I'm GLAD I've lost all the teeth I'm supposed to lose... And strange as it may sound, I´m glad I read this book.

I mailed the book last week so it should be on its way. I added a new bookmark to the package.

Journal Entry 19 by aset01 from Carpentras, Provence-Alpes-Côte d'Azur France on Sunday, January 30, 2005
received and almost frightened to read it after having seen the comments :-) I will repost when i finish it.
Thanks

Journal Entry 20 by aset01 from Carpentras, Provence-Alpes-Côte d'Azur France on Thursday, April 21, 2005
Hideous !!! I will never forgive Devereaux for what he made to my dear Santa !

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