Saturday night is a nightmare when you're single. If you stay at home with a $4 video of When Harry met Sally you always feel slightly stupid. As if you're having yourslef on, and having a date with yourself at the same time. Which, in fact, you are. If you go out, it's always with women friends, and you look like some desperate roaming female pack. Saturday night is couples night and everybody knows it. Like special fares to Bali, electric blankets with dual controls and home mortgages, Saturday night is designed for couples.

This Saturday night is going to be different, though. Victoria 'Total Bloody Relationship Disaster' Shepworth is having an Internet date. The only problem is, she has no idea who's really at the other end..."

Released at the October Bookcrossing Meetup.