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I just recently changed my username from majiksoccer to shiznitchels. It is just so much cooler.









Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you... very homosexually. I am probably one of most open-minded people you will ever meet. My favorite color is yellow, but I am beginning to really like the color brown. I like to golf. Every time I go outside I put bug repellant on, to protect myself from West Nile. I wash my feet, compulsively. I have this weird obsession with bright socks. I enjoy recycling, it makes me feel like a better person. One time when I was little I fell off of a fence. My mom is my best friend. Every time I hear the word vagina I laugh. I am a Pokemon Master Trainer. Speaking of Pokemon, when I am bored I like to hide in bushes and jump out and scare people. Risk is one of the best games because I can dominate the world. I like playing Monopoly because I like to pretend that the iron is real and pretend to burn things. I absolutely love the Discovery Channel and Animal Planet. The Geico commercials on TV remind me of a dream that Meghan had about lemonade and pickles. I know they are of no relevancy, which explains why it is so funny, which explains why I laugh. I most likely have one of the weirdest laughs in the entire world. It is really high-pitched and obnoxious, but that doesn't stop me. I like listening to the ranchero music on the mexican station. I like playing soccer because at half time we get oranges. Vagina. HAHAHAHAHAHA. When I grow up I want to save the rainforest. One time I ran through a forest. Naked. I sleep naked, sometimes. My bed is comfortable. I like to cuddle. I have a ginormous crush on Abe Simpson. I have a turtle named Shelly. I love her. I want curly fries. I like the letter X because it is the same no matter which way you look at it. Well, I'd love to stay and chat...but you're a total bitch. I love you.




P.S. KBGOFFE