John Donoghue was born in Wales at an early age.

John Donoghue was a Soldier and a Sailor, has been described as a Tinker more than once but never been a Tailor.

John Donoghue, since writing his book, gets recognised in the street, but mainly by his neighbours.

John Donoghue has a proper job too and likes the people he works with.

John Donoghue will seemingly eat or drink almost anything that's coloured blue. No one is quite sure why. However John Donoghue just gets bitter when he goes to the pub.

John Donoghue lives in the country with his dog Barney.

John Donoghue uses too many exclamation marks!!

John Donoghue says if he could impart one piece of advice, it would be ‘Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night’.

John Donoghue likes those adverts for ‘X-Ray’ specs.

John Donoghue asks ‘what if the Hokey Cokey is REALLY what it’s all about?’

John Donoghue can show you a good card trick.

John Donoghue considered calling the book ‘The Dog who ate the Pope’ but ended up caling it 'Shakesoeare My Butt!'

John Donoghue calls the fat guy up the road ‘Spiderman’ because he reckons he wouldn’t be able to get out of the bath on his own.

John Donoghue knows it's wrong but he can't help feeling peckish when he hears all the talk about famine on the telly.

John Donoghue hopes you won't attempt to draw too many conclusions about John Donoghue before reading the book, because, cripes, you wouldn't want him doing that to YOU, would you? I mean, he doesn't even know you.

John Donoghue means you no harm.

John Donoghue is the abominable showman.

John Donoghue is really glad you made it here.