I was born when I was a baby in the mid 1980s. Originally, I was a much smaller version of myself with shorter legs and arms, a smaller head, and smaller versions of all my organs. As I waited for everything to grow to adult size, I wasted time being popular, straight edge and overly sarcastic.

I enjoy drinking sodas at the Max with the gang from Saved by the Bell. I love Star Wars, and I wish I could be right there with the rebels, fighting against the imperial troops!
(I'm not really popular.)