Books I like: Everyone Poops!, Heart of Darkness, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Any David Sedaris, Fast Food Nation, Any Kurt Vonnegut, Any Hunter S Thompson, Catch-22, The Best Democracy Money Can Buy, Perpetual War for Perpetual Peace, Techniques of Crime Scene Investigation...

Music I like: Pavement, Elliott Smith, Death Cab for Cutie, Modest Mouse, Built to Spill, Pixies, Wilco, Grandaddy, Flaming Lips, Radiohead, Coldplay, Beatles, White Stripes, Old 97's, The Long Winters, Yo La Tengo, Neil Diamond...

Movies I like: The Godfather, The Usual Suspects, The Professional, Dog Day Afternoon, Snatch, Rushmore, Best In Show, Office Space, Seven, Fight Club, Clerks, Serpico, Being John Malkovich, Memento, Fearless, Roger & Me, etc.

Television I like: The Simpsons, Futurama, Alias, Good Eats, The Gilmore Grrrls, Freaks and Geeks

I enjoy sleeping and soup. I'm lazy and always hungry. I hate driving to work. I love Del Taco's Deluxe Chili Cheese Fries. I like humor associated with cheap meat products. I am allergic to too many things. My wife is amazing. I like my beard more than I like most people.

Please don't believe any of the news regarding my love affair with cheese. It's been blown way out of proportion. If you missed the wedding between myself and my lovely bride, then you missed the event of the season. Sorry.

Embrace the senile genius...watch him reinvent the wheel.