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From the YMCA charity shop in Woking.

Just to prove that I do occasionally read stuff with pastel colours and wedding dresses on the cover. Sadly, this wasn't a good example of the genre. The characters were clumsily differentiated (frequently I called to mind the Robot Devil: 'You can't have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!") and the work seemed to be suffering from some previously unheard-of comma shortage. Though Williams attempts to deal with a range of issues that don't usually turn up (MS, abortion, euthanasia) it all felt rather superficial and unconvincing.

In the ladies' loos.