Great Lies to Tell Small Kids
7 journalers for this copy...
... wicked humour ...
'Every ant you meet must be named'
'It takes the beaks of seven penguins to make a Penguin biscuit'
'All wind is made by wind farms'
'Wine makes mummy clever'
'Milk feels pain'
'Cat poos are worth £300 each. Collect them with tongs. When you got fifty, take them to the post office and claim your money.'
'Every ant you meet must be named'
'It takes the beaks of seven penguins to make a Penguin biscuit'
'All wind is made by wind farms'
'Wine makes mummy clever'
'Milk feels pain'
'Cat poos are worth £300 each. Collect them with tongs. When you got fifty, take them to the post office and claim your money.'
Journal Entry 2 by 
ApoloniaX
at Gift Giving, A Bookcrossing member -- Controlled Releases on Wednesday, June 9, 2010
ApoloniaX at Gift Giving, A Bookcrossing member -- Controlled Releases on Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Released 13 yrs ago (6/9/2010 UTC) at Gift Giving, A Bookcrossing member -- Controlled Releases
CONTROLLED RELEASE NOTES:
Travelling to Finland now.
Happy reading!
Tee hee hee, received with thanks :D
This was hilarious! I'm definitely going to store some of these away for future use :D
I'll take the book with me to a meetup in Helsinki today. Hopefully it'll find a new reader there.
I'll take the book with me to a meetup in Helsinki today. Hopefully it'll find a new reader there.
I (among others) read it during the meetup in Kaisaniemi. Hilarious, maybe funnier than Suicide Bunnies. Thanks Annimanni for bringing this to our meetup today.
I was among those who read the book in the Helsinki meet-up tonight :-) I didn't find it hilarious really, but some of the ideas were wickedly funny. The book isn't with me though, I actually have no idea who has it...
Read it in the metro on the way home. Was funny, but not always as hilarius as you could expect. We're still waiting for the last journal entry of a person that read the book at the meet-up in Helsinki yesterday, then we'll do the entry that it's with my daughter ;)
Oops, sorry, I completely forgot to journal this earlier... I also read this at the Helsinki meet-up and just kept laughing continuously. The book is just so completely absurd in its humor, I couldn't help it. I definitely wouldn't tell these to children (maybe to some adults, though...), but there's some humor in thinking about doing it too.
Okay, I think I'm the last one who read it at the meet-up, so whoever actually has the book, go ahead and journal it.
Okay, I think I'm the last one who read it at the meet-up, so whoever actually has the book, go ahead and journal it.
The book is now with me at home :)
