Given to me by a friend, looks like a hoot!

From the back cover:

Betties--you know the type! And if you're sitting up straight, legs crossed at the ankles, you're probably one yourself. These can-do types love whipping life's little problems as much as they adore beating egg whites. They place a high value on neatness, punctuality, and stylish but low-heeled flats.

Now, The Betty Book brings bettitude right into your very own home. Anyone can learn to embrace the joys of shoe racks, nonabrasive cleansers, and toast tongs, and to avoid un-betty-like activities like belching and trips to Vegas. Carefully organized so that you won't have to dog-ear any of its pages, The Betty Book features:
A bevy of famous betties, from Betty Crocker to Betty Rubble to Betty White, classic betties with other names (Martha Stewart), betties who have strayed (Princess Di), and antibetties (Courtney Love).
Betty hobbies (writing thank-you's), betty sports (synchronized swimming), betty foods (fondue, apple brown betty--recipe included), and betty words (spice rack, cardigan).
Betty pop quizzes, games, horoscopes, andd even a betty novelette!

This book was a lot of fun. Took my time reading, but that's the great thing about this type of coffee table or even bathroom book... read a bit here and a bit there, and eventually, you're done! I will find this a new home soon!

Left on a newspaper rack outside of Centro Cantina. Enjoy!