I have no idea what this book is about, it's a book given to me for the soldiers overseas right now. It doesn't exactly look like what a bunch of soldiers would read, so I'm not going to send it.
Here's the first paragraph.
Nice people everywhere know that family reunions are occasions of wholewome pleasure, more innocently rewarding than lavender-scented sheets in the airing cupboard or fresh pots of homemade bramble jelly cooling on a marble pantry shelf. I hope therefore, that posterity will not judge me harshly when I confess I read the invitation to Merlin's Court with the same panic I would have accorded a formal notice that I was to be executed at the Crown's convenience. The gently worded letter on thin violet paper summoned me to a gathering of the clan at the ancestral home of an aged uncle. My horror lay in the knowledge that I could no longer conceal my disreputable secret from the relations I had cleverly avoided for the past few years. Advertising campaigns describe such as I in soothing terms - full-figure girls. But who are we kidding? One simple three letter word says it all.

Released on Friday, February 14, 2003 at pool in Saratoga Springs, Utah USA.

Inside the women's dressing room, on a bench.