One Hundred Ways for a Cat to Train Its Human .
Registered by shimi of Nordre Aker bydel, Oslo fylke Norway on 1/19/2007
This Book is Currently in the Wild!
This Book is Currently in the Wild!
3 journalers for this copy...
Book Description:
At last, the handbook all you cool cats have been waiting for! One hundred easy ways to discover the joys of a purrfectly obedient human.
Synopsis:
Though humans cannot speak cat, they vocalise repeatedly. Most of their vocalisations are meaningless and can be completely ignored. In urban areas, fun can be got from hunting human objects such as mink stoles or old underpants. For some reason this kind of prey is usually greeted with human laughter. To get a male human off an armchair, jump on the back of it, hold down his head with a firm paw and lick his bald patch. Purring right into the ear is one of the kindest ways to tell a human being that it is time to get out of bed.
At last, the handbook all you cool cats have been waiting for! One hundred easy ways to discover the joys of a purrfectly obedient human.
Synopsis:
Though humans cannot speak cat, they vocalise repeatedly. Most of their vocalisations are meaningless and can be completely ignored. In urban areas, fun can be got from hunting human objects such as mink stoles or old underpants. For some reason this kind of prey is usually greeted with human laughter. To get a male human off an armchair, jump on the back of it, hold down his head with a firm paw and lick his bald patch. Purring right into the ear is one of the kindest ways to tell a human being that it is time to get out of bed.
Funny little book with some definitely true points about cats! :)
This will travel to another cat lover as a RABCK 5/5-07. Happy reading! :)
This will travel to another cat lover as a RABCK 5/5-07. Happy reading! :)
"Attention, Purrlease!
Place your bottom firmly on the newspaper your human is reading, being careful to cover the area scanned by its eyes."
I have been training my self the whole morning, with help from my three masters. Sotaren was very found of the words quoted - absolutly right he told me!
" If your human doesn´t understand you, take up social work among lonely humans in your street. They may be at home, when your human is out at work. In winter, this means their central heating will be on, when your is off. It´s never too late to find a second home."
I will absolut keep on training myself! =^..^=
Thanks a lot for the book!
Place your bottom firmly on the newspaper your human is reading, being careful to cover the area scanned by its eyes."
I have been training my self the whole morning, with help from my three masters. Sotaren was very found of the words quoted - absolutly right he told me!
" If your human doesn´t understand you, take up social work among lonely humans in your street. They may be at home, when your human is out at work. In winter, this means their central heating will be on, when your is off. It´s never too late to find a second home."
I will absolut keep on training myself! =^..^=
Thanks a lot for the book!
Journal Entry 4 by 
Deepswamp
at Java Whiskers kattkafe in Odenplan, Stockholm Sweden on Friday, May 26, 2023
Deepswamp at Java Whiskers kattkafe in Odenplan, Stockholm Sweden on Friday, May 26, 2023
Released 11 mos ago (5/27/2023 UTC) at Java Whiskers kattkafe in Odenplan, Stockholm Sweden
WILD RELEASE NOTES:
En bok på vandring!
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Kul att du har tagit hand om den här boken. Skriv gärna en rad om vad du tänker göra med den, så får de som tidigare haft hand om boken ett besked. Det går bra att vara anonym, men man kan också bli medlem, det är gratis och då kan du jaga fler böcker. Släpp gärna iväg den här boken när du är klar med den så att får den fortsätta sin resa.
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Välkommen till bookcrossing!
Kul att du har tagit hand om den här boken. Skriv gärna en rad om vad du tänker göra med den, så får de som tidigare haft hand om boken ett besked. Det går bra att vara anonym, men man kan också bli medlem, det är gratis och då kan du jaga fler böcker. Släpp gärna iväg den här boken när du är klar med den så att får den fortsätta sin resa.
Funderingar och mer information? Titta in på det skandinaviska forumet: http://www.bookcrossing.com/forum/31
Tittade lite i den här under vårt fantastiska besök på Java Whiskers. Hit kommer jag tillbaka, och jag lämnar boken för andra kattälskare att avnjuta här inne.
