Extra copy for release.

To valerief, 10/28/06.

Thanks for the RABCK, ghir!

I meant to release this in Toronto, but I didn't finish it. Plus it was just too funny to leave behind without reading the whole thing. The folks around me on the plane must think I'm nuts from my chuckling outbursts, but David Sedaris can do that to you.

Passing onto a coworker and then my boyfriend. If I go to Greece later this year, will release in David Sedaris' ancestral homeland...

RELEASE NOTES:

Leaving for my aunt during my visit. She enjoys humor writing, so I think she'll enjoy this.