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What do you say to an intellectually superior fistular maggot who wants to observe you watching football?
What happens when you switch your android's personality setting to “humour“?
Discover the most popular and most pungent Earth mementos tales into space and illuminate the murkiest areas of human knowledge: the meaning of the oldest writing in the universe, who set off the big bang, the catalyst for the death of literature and, of course, how the world will end.
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I absolutely love this short story collection. It's funny, it's beautifully written, it's full of amazing ideas!