I've experienced a lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?

Now you didn't expect Ellen DeGeneres to write a traditional, dry and dust-gathering novel with some regular family history or half-wit love story? Not a bad hangov...lazy Sunday's read, short chapters filled with endless babbling. Not all of them are that interesting, but the book has its moments. The story of a pretty, pretty princess was one of the better chapters!

I thought registering the book would get me reading it saster. Oh well... But hey, hence the book qualifies to be my "book I've been planning to read" on Finnish forum's Helmet 2017 reading challenge!

Off to another Ellen fan!

Thank you!