100 Ways for a Chicken to Train Its Human

by Diane Parker | Humor |
ISBN: 0340910208 Global Overview for this book
Registered by winglukutuoliwing of Tampere, Pirkanmaa / Birkaland Finland on 10/8/2011
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Journal Entry 1 by winglukutuoliwing from Tampere, Pirkanmaa / Birkaland Finland on Saturday, October 8, 2011
From the recycling centre.
2007.

Amazon Editorial Review:

"If you think you are in charge of your chickens, prepare for a change in the pecking order. From Fowl Play to Hen-tertainment, in this hilarious collection by Diane Parker the chickens show us who are really in charge, and what they're really plotting inside their coops! Don't worry about the morning after the night before. Unmade nests, broken eggs and scattered food -your human will not even notice the difference and they always have spare time to clean up after you. Free range means you have the right to roam. However you choose to do it, escape on a regular basis and refuse to return until you are ready. Try to tip your food hopper up so all the corn spills. That way your human will have to refill it on a more regular basis."

Journal Entry 2 by winglukutuoliwing at Tampere, Pirkanmaa / Birkaland Finland on Sunday, December 25, 2011
This was quick read and now I know much more about chickens :)

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This book was with me at Kuopio BC meet-up yesterday and was caught by some bookcrosser...

Journal Entry 3 by sumako at Kuopio, Pohjois-Savo / Norra Savolax Finland on Saturday, December 31, 2011
I took the book. Hope it's fast reading;)

Journal Entry 4 by sumako at Kuopio, Pohjois-Savo / Norra Savolax Finland on Monday, May 21, 2012

Released 11 yrs ago (5/22/2012 UTC) at Kuopio, Pohjois-Savo / Norra Savolax Finland

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Matkaa Lauseen mitalla -virtuaalipussista valinneelle. Hauskoja lukuhetkiä!

Journal Entry 5 by wingPiikuwing at Parainen, Varsinais-Suomi / Egentliga Finland Finland on Wednesday, May 23, 2012
I chose this book from a virtual bookbox because of the first sentence: "Humans always think they are in charge." Of course I guessed that it is something from a animal point of view, but I kinda thought about cats or dogs... Well, it will certainly be interesting to look into chicken's mind. Thank you so much Sumako, I already got a good laugh :)

Journal Entry 6 by wingPiikuwing at Parainen, Varsinais-Suomi / Egentliga Finland Finland on Saturday, November 10, 2012
This was really a quick and entertaining read, even if I don't personally know a single chicken...

Journal Entry 7 by wingPiikuwing at Ravintola Blanko in Turku, Varsinais-Suomi / Egentliga Finland Finland on Saturday, November 10, 2012

Released 11 yrs ago (11/10/2012 UTC) at Ravintola Blanko in Turku, Varsinais-Suomi / Egentliga Finland Finland

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BC-meetup in Blanko.

Journal Entry 8 by wingpippiswing at Turku, Varsinais-Suomi / Egentliga Finland Finland on Saturday, November 10, 2012
This little hen..err book, seemed so weird I had to take it home with me. Shall return to report on my observations.

Journal Entry 9 by wingpippiswing at Turku, Varsinais-Suomi / Egentliga Finland Finland on Sunday, December 9, 2012
Chicken make lousy human-owners. Far too easy tricks.
(But some accurate observations on chicken, though!)

This little chicken got loose in Cafe Fontana. Hopefully it didn't end up being someone's late lunch...

Released 10 yrs ago (9/25/2013 UTC) at Kortteliravintola Kerttu in Turku, Varsinais-Suomi / Egentliga Finland Finland

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Goes with me to the meet up

Journal Entry 12 by Piparjuuri at Turku, Varsinais-Suomi / Egentliga Finland Finland on Thursday, November 21, 2013
I took this from meet-up yesterday. Funny name, but don't know about the rest.. let's see..

Journal Entry 13 by Piparjuuri at Helsinki, Uusimaa / Nyland Finland on Sunday, February 23, 2014

Released 10 yrs ago (2/23/2014 UTC) at Helsinki, Uusimaa / Nyland Finland

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I give this to a friend who propably will take it out of the finland. :)

Journal Entry 14 by wingkirjakkowing at Helsinki, Uusimaa / Nyland Finland on Sunday, February 23, 2014
Thanks! There is a dog trainer in Finland who trains people to use clicker as a training method by making them train hens first with it. You learn how quick YOU have to be, cause with a hen the timing is everything. And you get better results with a dog as well, if you don't confuse it with too slow clicking.
About the book's future - well, I know three people who have hens, so this might go to one of them, depending what the book is about. Or it might indeed travel to one of the Birthday Group people - I have to see what their wishes are regarding chickens.

Journal Entry 15 by wingkirjakkowing at Helsinki, Uusimaa / Nyland Finland on Sunday, February 23, 2014
Do you remember the old Madness song? It plays in my head a bit altered now: "Welcome to the House of Hen..."
I have been a hen-sitter twice for twenty odd hens and their cockerel. On the first summer they had an old-fashioned incubator where I had to turn the eggs twice a day by shifting the position of the boxes inside the apparatus. I also had to check the humidity and temperature. On the second summer they had bought an American incubator, which needed only water refill twice a day - it hold the right temperature and turned the eggs and while doing that it played a little melody! They also had automatized the curtains of the House of Hen by then, they opened at nine and shut sometime during the evening. They had had complaints from their neighbour about too early birds and the missus told me that all her friends thought it is so romantic that her husband called her every morning from his car. Had they known that he only reminded her to open the hen house curtains (ok, she had forgotten it - ONCE), they might not envy her. And after doing it manually for half a year they got automatic curtains.
So, comparing to these luxuries this book gives a bit too light and casual advice to the Modern Hen, who probably wants to join the Hens' Lib, run around the yard all day, flirt with the cockerel and drop Chick Lit everywhere instead of sitting on her eggs. Let the American musical Nanny do her job.

Journal Entry 16 by wingkirjakkowing at Helsinki, Uusimaa / Nyland Finland on Friday, February 28, 2014

Released 10 yrs ago (2/28/2014 UTC) at Helsinki, Uusimaa / Nyland Finland

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Took the chicken book along to another mini meet-up in Sokos today as I hadn't had time to dig deep or register new books and one can't g to a meet-up empty-handed, can one? Guess what? The far away country where these chickens are heading is Kerava!

Journal Entry 17 by wingAnneliswing at Kerava, Uusimaa / Nyland Finland on Friday, February 28, 2014
When I was around ten years old I read a book about keeping hens which we did not have. (I read the gardening books too.) Maybe my parents had dreamed about having hens as my son-in-law does now. His mother has half a dozen hens during the summer time. They are lovely! The book I read as a child gave a rather dark view of keeping hens. It seemed very difficult to me. Maybe because the book was not about summer hens. My friend near Porvoo has 5 to 10 all-year-hens depending on how many chicks the hens get. She has two roosters, Bill and Bull. They are very beautiful.
Thank you for this lovely book!

Journal Entry 18 by wingAnneliswing at Kerava, Uusimaa / Nyland Finland on Sunday, March 2, 2014
Reading this book brought back memories of hens and cockerels I have met in the past. I love the illustrations in the book. I wonder who will have the book next.

Journal Entry 19 by wingAnneliswing at Helsinki, Uusimaa / Nyland Finland on Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Released 10 yrs ago (3/5/2014 UTC) at Helsinki, Uusimaa / Nyland Finland

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I gave tho book to a friend who has chickens of her own.
Enjoy! Happy reading!

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