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10 Places Not To Release A Book

Just Plain Bad Ideas!
by pigsooie
February 28, 2006
After releasing a book today, I was driving home thinking of the good deed I had done. Shortly thereafter I thought of all of the good & bad places books could be released. I decided that plenty of people have written about good places to release, but no bad ones. So, here's to all the bad release sites!

1. In a urinal

2. On a beach right before high tide

3. On top of a moving car

4. In the outhouse at hunting cabin (could be mistaken for toilet paper use)

5. Taped to the front of a subway train

6. At a school for the blind (unless it's a book in braille or an audio book)

7. Mid-way down a Double Black ski slope

8. A children's book at an adult bookstore

9. 10 a.m. at your local church. Don't run in and set down a book next to someone in a pew while the Preacher is in the middle of the sermon

10. In the middle of Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras

Good luck and happy hunting to all!

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